Friday, June 10, 2011

justin bieber with a tumor

 have you ever thought of how different our society would be if justin bieber had a tumor and could actually sing....
no teenage girl would like him cause he has a nasty tumor growing on his side
but he would actually have talent. so then weird indie people would start campaigning and raising money so he would get better. Then eventually he would die... and all the indies would hold a funeral and for years on talk about the boy with a tumor that had talent. He would be a legend.
no crazy teenage girls, crying everytime they hear his songs. no selena.
i mean, i dont know if its just me...

but i think we should go back in time,
give justin bieber a tumor (or some other life threatening diease) and a real voice.
and see what happens.


  1. I love this. Whether it's because it's so true or a bit satirical and comical is still unknown to me. Regardless, I love this.

  2. This is absolutely the funniest thing I have read all week.

    And, actually, hilariously true.